I know two versions as to how James
“Farmer Jim” Ferguson became a lawyer back in 1897. In the first
story, the chairman of bar exam committee was an old family friend,
or he bought the man who actually administered the test a bottle of
whiskey. One or both had to be true, since Ferguson was expelled
from college without a degree. Two years after becoming a lawyer, the
28 year old married Miriam Wallace. Considering the couple's
subsequent behavior, the New Year's Eve nuptials were obviously timed
for tax purposes.
How he became Governor of Texas in 1914
is another interesting tale. In what I call the “Virgin Mary”
version, “Farmer Jim” (above) rejected nomination by the anti-prohibition
party, but all the other candidates withdrew, thrusting greatness
upon him. The only problem is that Ferguson had been a political
manager for ten years, and had even directed the election campaign of
the previous Governor. All things considered, I don't think he was
entitled to wear white to this wedding.
In his day job he was a successful
banker, even though it was the farmers who elected him. “Farmer
Jim” had “considerable native ability and...a captivating
personality. As a political speaker he had few equals.” And his
election, well funded by the liquor industry, was just part of the
1914 anti-prohibition wave in Texas. The laws he introduced to limit
farm land rents were declared unconstitutional, but in politics its
usually the thought that counts. Not unexpectedly, he did not achieve
much in his first two year term. Being Governor of Texas is a little
like being a “fluffer” in a porn movie. There were charges
Ferguson had used state funds to buy groceries, but voters still
awarded him with a second term in 1916. However, shortly thereafter,
“Farmer Jim”, ran into real trouble.
Deciding that college professors were
easy targets, Ferguson wanted to fire the “lazy and corrupt”
University of Texas history professor Eugene C. Barker. When UT
President Robert Vinson asked for evidence, “Farmer Jim” feigned
outrage. “I don't have to give any reasons, I am governor of the
State of Texas!” He then vetoed UT's next budget. At the same time
Farmer Jim announced a five member search committee, which he
chaired, had chosen to build a new campus for the Texas
Agricultural and Mechanical college in Abilene. Speaker of the Texas
House, F.O. Fuller, who was also a committee member, signed an
affidavit that he had not voted for Abilene. And when Lt. Governor
William Hobby submitted a similar affidavit, Fuller charged “Farmer
Jim” had fixed the vote in exchange for a bribe. Ferguson then
submitted his own affidavit insisting he had not voted for Abilene
either - meaning that Abilene had won the new campus despite no one
who was willing to admit having voted for it. On July, 23rd,
of 1917, Speaker Fuller called for a special session of the Texas
legislature, to consider impeaching the Governor.
Now, only the Governor could call a
special session, and Fuller's move would have come to nothing had not
Governor Ferguson been indicted shortly thereafter by a Travis County
grand jury for embezzlement of pubic funds. “Farmer Jim” had no
trouble making the $13,000 bail, but he was now desperate to change
the subject. First he announced his re-election campaign for a third
term, and then he called for a special session of the state
legislature to reconsider a budget for the University of Texas. The
legislature did meet that August, but they spent all their time
removing “Farmer Jim” from office.
Ferguson went down insisting his
impeachment by this “kangaroo Court” was unconstitutional because
he had not called the legislature for that purpose. Nobody seemed to
care. Seeking to avoid the worst, “Farmer Jim” resigned from
office the day before the final vote. Again, nobody seemed to care.
The State Senate voted 25 to 3 to toss him out of office, and added
the proviso that James Ferguson was henceforth bared from holding any
elective office in the state of Texas. In 1918 he tried again for
the governorship, but was defeated in the primary by Acting Governor
Hobby. And in 1922, when the state Supreme Court affirmed the
lifetime bans, it seemed his criminal career had been cut short.
But “Farmer Jim” (above) followed a motto from a 1922 newspaper poem. “Never say “die”—say
“damn.” It isn’t classic, It may be profane. But we mortals
have need of it, time and again; And you’ll find you’ll recover
from fate’s hardest slam, If you never say “die”—say “damn.”
Anybody who thought that James Ferguson was finished, did not truly
know James “Farmer Jim” Ferguson. Or Miriam
On the 1924 campaign trail she became
“Ma”, and she hated that name. But it worked so well as in the
slogan - “Me for Ma, and I Ain't Got a Durned Thing Against Pa”
- that it stuck. She began every stump speech by assuring voters that
with her they would get “two governors for the price of one”, and
then she would introduce her husband, James “Pa” Ferguson. Ma and
Pa won the election with 57% of the vote. When they pulled up in
front of the Governor's mansion in Austin, Miriam crowed, “We
departed in disgrace; we now return in glory.”
The one thing
Miriam did not say, during her tenure was “If
English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it ought to be good enough
for the children of Texas.” Although it is often attributed to
Miriam, the quote goes back to at least 1881. But
in her January
1925 state-of-the-state address to the legislature, “Ma” Ferguson
did point out Texas' prisons were so overcrowded, she had to decided
to “adopt a most liberal policy in the matter of pardons.” She
then proceeded to hand out, on average, 100 pardons a month. Some
were granted even before the convicted prisoner had reached the
prison. The joke around Austin was that a visitor met Governor
Ferguson at the Capital's front door. As he stepped aside to let the
lady enter first, he said, “Pardon me.” To which Miriam replied,
“Sure. Come on in. It'll only take a minute or two to do the
paperwork.”
But
it wasn't only the number that bothered people, it was the
methodology. Most of “Ma's” (above center) pardons were granted on the sole
recommendation of “Pa” (above, to her right). In one interview, it was alleged, a
father, begging for a pardon for his son, was exasperated the
ex-governor kept trying to sell him a horse for $5,000. Finally the
father demanded, “What on earth would I want with a $5,000 horse.”
“Farmer Jim” replied, “Well, I figure your son might ride him
home from the penitentiary if you bought him.” Said an insider,
“Jim's the governor; Ma signs the papers."
In
1926, Attorney General Dan Moody (above right) decided to run against the corrupt
“Ferguson-ism”, and Miriam and James (above left) lost by 150,00 votes in the Democratic
primary, which was tantamount to general defeat in the one-party
state of Texas. In 1928, for the first time in 12 years, there were
no Ferguson on the ballot in Texas. In 1930, the couple tried again,
but again failed in the primary. Then, in 1932, with the depression
ravaging the nation, Texans were desperate enough to give
Ferguson-ism another try, and Ma was elected to a another two year
term. This time there were rumors of kickbacks in the highway
department, but nothing could be proven, and in any case, even Texas
was not big enough to overcome the world-wide depression. Miriam lost
her re-election bid in 1934, and a year later, just to be sure, the
voters passed an amendment to the state Constitution which took the
power to pardon out of the governor's hands..
James and Miriam (above, center) tried one more time in
1940, for old time's sake. But “Farmer Jim” was getting frail,
forgetful as to who he was angry with. His stump speeches were few
and not as powerful as they once were. And “Ma” had never been
that interested in politics. The dynamic duo went down to ignominious
defeat. In September of 1944, “One
of the most colorful and divisive...figures ever in Texas politics”,
James “Farmer Jim” “Pa” Ferguson died
of a stroke. Miriam, the second woman governor in United States
history, lived for another 17 years, and never said another
political thing in her life. She died of heart failure, at the age
of 86, in 1961.
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