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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

SUNDAY MAY 3, 1863

Rebel skirmishers are taking advantage of every twist and turn in the narrow road to delay Grant’s advance; at Grindstone, Hankinson’s ferry and the crossing of the Big Black River. But they are only covering Bowen’s evacuation from Grand Gulf. When they set off the fort's powder magazines Grant hears the explosion while on the road from Port Gibson and knows what it means.


That evening Marines from Admiral Porter’s river squadron occupy the town. Grant arrives shortly thereafter to get a bath and receive communications. It is here that he receives a letter from Sherman warning him not to attempt to supply his army down the single road Sherman’s men are now following to Grand Gulf. “…stop all troops till your army is…supplied with wagons, and then act as quick as possible; for this road will be Jammed, as sure as life." It is also here that Grant learns that because of Confederate activity General Banks does not anticipate bringing siege against Port Hudson for another two weeks.

Grant’s original plan was to capture Port Hudson and establish that as his new supply base, and perhaps Grant could then borrow a corps of men from Bank’s command to assist in his attack on Vicksburg. But with Bank’s delay Grant decides he must come up with a new plan on the run. But now he also has in hand Grierson’s initial report of his Mississippi raid, containing the key phrase; “The Confederacy is hollow”. Grand decides to gamble. He will cut himself loose from any base and risk taking on Pemberton with only his own troops. He tells Sherman to hurry forward, and writes him “…What I do expect is to get up what rations of hard bread, coffee, and salt we can and make the country furnish the balance.” Grant has still not decided which way to turn - toward Jackson or toward Vicksburg. But he is confident enough, now that he is securly on the Eastern shore, to let Pamberton make that choice. Almost the last thing Grant does before leaving Grand Gulf is to send telegram to Washington detailing his intentions and then, at 5AM the next morning, he leaves Port Gibson to rejoin his army at 14 mile Creek - before Washington can argue with his decision.

General Pemberton, meanwhile, feels he cannot afford to move against Grant. First, he is still not convinced the Union movement at Port Gibson is not an elaborate feint. And even if it is the main axis of Grant’s attack he dare not weaken the vital Haynes Bluff position to meet it. A Union coup de main on Haynes Bluff would lead to the fall of Vicksburg in a matter of hours. And Pemberton still has no reports as to the location of Sherman’s Corps. These were the very units that threatened Haynes Bluff three times before, and might be about to do so again. Pemberton’s original orders from Jefferson Davis were quite clear and have not been superseded. He must hold Vicksburg at all costs. And as he does not have enough men to firmly defend Haynes Bluff and maneuver against Grant at the same time, Pemberton feels he has no choice. He uses two divisions to improve the defenses at Vicksburg, and pushes his remaining three forward to the Big Black River crossing at Edwards, Mississippi to dig in and keep a wary eye on Grant.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

SATURDAY MAY 2, 1863

At Chancellorsville Clearing, on Virginia's Rapidan River, after a day of tentative fighting, Lee, with just 12,000 men, manages to hold off Hooker’s 70,000 man army. Then, at about 4:30PM Confederate General Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson, leading 28,000 men on a long sweeping march, falls on the left flank and rear of the Union Army like a sledgehammer, taking 4,000 prisoners before they even have time to form a line of battle. Jackson's men drive the Union troops back two miles before darkness finally brings the fight to a close. It is an overwhelming Confederate victory, confirmed even to the confused General Hooker after two more days of indecisive fighting. But the triumph is darkened by tragedy for the South even before the assault begins. As the 18th North Carolina Infantry Reg. prepares to advance they spot what might be Federal Cavalry to their front and challenge them. The reply is unclear and the regiment fires a volley. But it is not Union cavalry to their front but General Jackson and his staff planning his masterstroke. Many of the staff members and their horses are killed, and Jackson is wounded three times. He is carried from the field on a stretcher.

In Mississippi, in the morning, Col. Grierson’s men cross Sandy Creek, where they surprise and capture a small detachment of Rebel Cavalry. Further on they surprise and capture 40 more Confederate cavalrymen. Six miles out side of Baton Rouge Grierson calls a halt for his weary men – and himself. He relaxes by playing the organ in a local church (he was a music teacher before the war), until he is informed of approaching cavalry. It is Union troopers. Grierson has reached the Union lines, and his raid has ended. Over 16 crucial days Grierson’s two regiments have covered 600 miles of Rebel territory, destroyed an estimated 50 miles of RR track, and distracted all of Pemberton’s cavalry and almost a third of his infantry, all at the exact moment Grant is moving to gain the Eastern bank of the Mississippi. And all of this was achieved for a cost to Grieson's men of three dead, seven wounded and nine men missing. The lack of Confederate Cavalry at the battle of Port Gibson allowed General Bowman’s men to be outflanked, and for that reason alone, the raid is an unqualified success. But Grierson also learned a fundamental lesson in the raid, a lesson that Grant was about to learn as well, a lesson that would shape the course of the war over the next year and a half; as Grierson observed upon his return – “The Confederacy is hollow”.


Grant’s troops enter Port Gibson in the morning and immediately begin rebuilding the Bayou Pierre Bridge, dismantling the town’s buildings for wood. Now reinforced to almost two full corps, the troops push ahead eight miles up the road to Grand Gulf by nightfall.

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Monday, April 28, 2008

FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1863

In Northern Virginia Union General Joseph Hooker crosses the Rapidan River and is brought to battle by Robert E. Lee’s Army of Northern Virginia. But after splitting the Rebels between the town of Fredericksburg and the tiny crossroads of Chancellorsville Clearing Hooker halts his advance, hoping Lee will take the opportunity to throw themselves at the dug in Union troops.
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Col. Benjamin Grierson’s men are just West of Magnolia, Mississippi when they stumble into Rebel Cavalry under Major James De Baun. After a brief skirmish both sides withdraw.

As dawn breaks over the Mississippi River valley the largest amphibious operation in American history prior to the Normandy Invasion on June 6, 1944 begins as the 24th and 46th Indiana regiments of McClerand’s 13th Corp rush ashore at Bruinsburg. By evening 17,000 men have occupied the bluffs above the River and begun to push down the road Southward, leading to Port Gibson the vital bridge crosses over the Bayou Pierre before turning North for Grand Gulf and Vicksburg beyond. The heavily wooded country is divided by steep drainages (100’ nigh), with the few roads running along the crests of ridgelines. It is a strong position for a defense but General Bowen has barely a fraction of the troops he needs. If Grant gives him the time, reinforcements can be sent down from Vicksburg, but Grant has no intention of giving Bowen any time at all.

Grant pushes McPherson Corp as quickly as they can be issued ammo and rations to join McClernand’s corps already in engaged with the Rebels on the road to Port Gibson. At about 1AM on May First the Union forces hit the Rebels. General Bowen knows this is the best place to stop the Union forces, and he insists that his men refuse to give ground. At one point Col. Cockrell even leads a fierce counter attack that sets McClerand’s men back on their heels. But on the opposite flank McPherson’s men outflank the Confederates and force Bowen to order a retreat. He burns the Bayou Pierre Bridge before abandoning Port Gibson. Union losses are 131 dead and 719 wounded, with 25 missing. Confederate losses are unknown.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

SETTING THE STAGE - APRIL 1863

WEDNESDAY APRIL 1, 1863
April’s Fools day 1863 marked a new beginning for the American Civil War. The first real draft in American history went into effect in the North, and all males between 20 and 45 years of age were required to register. However, you could buy an exemption from the draft for $300 ($6,162.00 in 2007 dollars), or pay someone to serve for you. In July this would lead to riots in New York City that would only be brought under control with Federal troops fresh from the Gettysburg battlefield who fired on the rioters.

Union gunboats are trying to approach Vicksburg from the North by re-opening an old connecting bayou of the Mississippi River called the Yazoo Pass, just below Memphis, Tennessee. The Yazoo Pass connects with the Coldwater River, which crosses the Mississippi border and then flows into the Tallahatchie River which becomes the Yallabusha River before finally entering the Yazoo River, which rejoins the Mississippi just above Vicksburg. This roundabout approach promised to outflank Confederate defense at Haynes Bluff, Northern shoulder of the Vicksburg bluffs. But at Greenwood, Mississippi the Rebels constructed "Fort Pemberton" with 8 heavy guns behind seven tiers of cotton bales and 8 feet of earth. They also sunk the “Star of the West” steamboat to block the channel. This day Federal gunboats wedged their way up to the fort, single file, to open fire, and troops are landed to attack the fort directly. But the fort resists the bombardment and the troops and gunboats have to withdraw after nightfall.


THURSDAY APRIL 2, 1863
Several thousand women in the Confederate capital of Richmond, Virginia marched to the Capital Square chanting “Bread! Bread!” and begin to systematically loot groceries and dry goods stores. They seem to have been inspired by a March 18 incident when the wives of 50 to 75 Confederate soldiers invaded a grocery in Salisbury, North Carolina and liberated 23 barrels of flour, some molasses and salt – and $20 in cash. Over the previous two years the price of wheat had tripled and milk and butter had risen to four times their prewar prices (in the by then almost worthless Confederate currency). After pleading with the mob to disperse Confederate President Jefferson Davis had to dodge a loaf of bread thrown at him. He then took out his pocket watch and announced that in five minutes he would order the militia to open fire. Before the willingness of the militia to shoot down hungry women was tested, the crowd dispersed. Several people were brought to trial, including the imposing 6’ tall Minerva Meredith, a 40 year old butcher’s apprentice who was charged as “one of the ringleaders.” Minerva was sentenced to six months in jail and fined $100. Later there were similar food “riots” in Macon, Savanna and Atlanta, Georgia.


Union troops of General McClernand’s corps began a slow advance down the West Bank of the Mississippi River, facing minor resistance from Rebel soldiers under Col. Francis Cockerell. McClerand’s men are corduroying the road as they advanced. The process involves felling trees, splitting the logs and laying them across the road. It promised to provide a usable surface for a limited time, but one that would never stand up to the pounding from the torrent of wagons needed to supply sustained combat operations.


FRIDAY APRIL 3, 1863
Federal gunboats again shell Fort Pemberton, again to no effect.


SATURDAY APRIL 4, 1863
General U. S. Grant sends a telegram to Washington notifying them of his plan to move his entire army south of Vicksburg via a circuitous route through the interconnecting bayous on the West bank of the Mississippi (just pioneered by General Osterhaus and 54 men) down to Grand Gulf, Louisiana.

SUNDAY APRIL 5, 1863
The Yazoo Pass expedition has to admit failure and withdraws back to Memphis and the Mississippi.


WEDNESDAY APRIL 8, 1863
General Bowen, the confederate commander at Grand Gulf (and Col. Cockerell’s superior) sends a telegram to General Pemberton in Vicksburg, suggesting that more troops be sent to support Col. Cockerell on the Arkansas shore and slow the Federal advance still further. Pemberton replies that in his view the Federal advance on the far shore is not a real threat, and besides, any troops sent across the Mississippi risk being cut off by Federal warships prowling stream.

FRIDAY APRIL 10, 1863
Union General William Tecumseh Sherman writes his brother that he has men working at night on emplacing a “secret artillery battery” within range of the Northern Vicksburg , but adds that a Confederate Major Watts, who had come through the lines to discuss a prisoner exchange, asked if the guns could hold off firing for the night so a party he was hosting would not be disturbed. Sherman does not know Grant’s plans in detail yet, (and Grant is not sharing them!) but Sherman has little faith in what he does know of those plans.


SUNDAY APRIL 12, 1863
Nathaniel Banks, a “political general”, one time Speaker of the House (elected in the longest contested contest in congressional history Dec. 1, 1855 – Feb. 2, 1856), and one time governor of Massachusetts (1858 – 1860), and now a General of Volunteers, who has raised his own 30,000 man corps in New England, has replaced General Butler in command at New Orleans. And he now begins operations out of New Orleans in support of Grant. His first move is to send a division up the Teche Bayou and the lower Atchafalaya River. His object is to cut the Red River supply line for Port Hudson, which ran down Teche Bayou. The Rebel commander, Brig. Gen. Richard Taylor, from his position at Fort Bisland on Bayou Teche, sent out cavalry to his front and skirmishers to his rear upon hearing of a possible landing North of the community of Franklin, Louisiana. In the afternoon Union troops formed a battle line outside of the Fort. An artillery exchange continued until nightfall, when the Union troops withdrew.


MONDAY APRIL 13, 1863
The artillery barrage on Fort Bisland begins again about 9AM and just after 11AM Union troops begin their assault on the Fort. The fight continues throughout the day. But, as evening approaches, Taylor gets word that Union troops had indeed landed and are moving on Franklin, in his rear. If the town falls he will be cut off. Taylor immediately evacuates his men and supplies.


TUESDAY APRIL 14, 1863
Union troops enter the empty Fort Bisland at 7AM and raise the American flag.


Led by Admiral Farragut himself, three Union gunboats make the run past the Rebel high ground at Port Hudson. Two, the USS Hartford and USS Albatross, get through while a third ship is disabled and sunk.


WEDNESDAY APRIL 15, 1863
Just after 4AM Col. Cockrell, on the Louisiana side of the Mississippi, sends the First Missouri infantry through the waist deep waters of Mill Bayou to attack the Second Illinois Cavalry encamped at Dunbar’s Plantation. The Missourians drive in the pickets and force the Union troopers to fall back. But Federal reinforcements quickly come up and then the Rebels are forced to retreat. The strength of the Union response surprises Cockrell and he alerts General Bowen at Grand Gulf. But Bowen decides to downplay the results, telling General Pemberton only that Cockrell had killed 2 Union troopers and captured 4 others, along with freeing captive women & children and “100 negroes”. Given that the released captives had to be dragged through a waist deep swamp, the claim of a hundred slaves returned to servitude seems a bit grandiose.


THURSDAY APRIL 16, 1863
General Grant orders Gen. Sherman to make one more demonstration against Steele’s Bayou up the Yazoo, and to then move his corps down the river to Carthage.

At a quarter past nine in the evening eight Federal gunboats and three troop transports attempt to slip past the Rebel cannon atop the Vicksburg bluffs. Prepared for the attempt, as it is a moonless night, the Confederate troops have set fire to cotton bales soaked in turpentine along the shore, to illuminate the night. The Union ships are hit repeatedly, and one is sunk. But all the others make the run successfully, and below Vicksburg they make contact with the Union troops moving on Carthage, Louisiana.


FRIDAY APRIL 17, 1863
General Banks, pushing his advantage gained at Fort Bisland, pushes across Vermillion Bayou, while Taylor retreats to the town of Opelousas.

General Bowen crosses the Mississippi to inspect Col. Cockrell’s position He tells Pemberton, in a telegram, that he could reinforce Cockrell or, if Pemberton insists, pull him back to Grand Gulf.

Major General Cal Stevenson, who commands a 10,000 man divison at Vicksburg, writes that Pemberton’s commander of artillery has heard reports that the Union transports are being sent South of Vicksburg in order to move troops up Bayou Pierre, from where they could assault Grand Gulf from the rear, and urges defenses in that area be made stronger.

Colonel Benjamin H. Grierson and 1,700 troopers of the 6th and 7th Illinois and the 2nd Iowa cavalry move out from La Grange, Tennessee, headed south.



General Pemberton now has about 40,000 men available, but they are scattered all over the state of Mississippi. He feels the need to consolidate. He orders General Bowen to bring Col Cockrell’s men back to Grand Gulf, and dispatches him an additional infantry brigade and a battery of artillery. Clearly he suspects things are about to heat up South of Vicksburg. Maybe.

SATURDAY APRIL 18, 1863
Grierson’s troopers reach New Albany, Mississippi, 30 miles from La Grange.


SUNDAY APRIL 19, 1863
With the USS Hartford and USS Albatross having driven up the river past the batteries at Port Hudson, Admiral Porter sends the USS Switzerland and Lancaster down stream past the batteries at Vicksburg. As expected they come under heavy fire and the Lancaster is blown up. But the Switzerland makes it and joins the growing fleet of warships below Vicksburg.


The Chicago Times publishes an account of “a powerful battery” which it says “…is being erected on the extreme point of the main levee opposite the lower part of the city of Vicksburg…” claiming it will mount “…the heaviest Parrott guns in the department…With these guns it will be possible to destroy…the whole city.” Confederate intelligence agents are certain to read this account.


MONDAY APRIL 20, 1863
The 2nd Iowa cavalry swing west to hit the Mobile & Ohio railroad, and then headed back to La Grange, hoping the rebels will think the entire command has gone with them. They have not. But, the Confederacy started the war with just 9,000 miles of railroad track and failed to produce a single iron rail during the entire war, which means that every 39 foot length of iron that Greirson’s men twist can not be replaced. And, amazingly, the Confederate government persists in melting existing rails into cannon and ironclad warships, instead of cannibalizing them for repairing vital lines like the Central Mississippi line through Jackson. In fact Rebel raiders such as Bedford Forrest in Mississippi and John Hunt Morgan in Virginia, for all their generated headlines and romantic tales of bravery, have less of an impact on the war than Greirson does on this single raid. Rebel raiders could inconvenience Federal armies, even force them to retreat for a time, while Grierson, if unmolested, could force the surrender of Vicksburg. Pemberton has to respond to the raid with all the force he can muster.

Union gunboats bombard the forts around Grand Gulf. Admiral Porter receives a minor head wound.

TUESDAY APRIL 21, 1863
Col. Grierson and his remaining 950 troopers occupy Starkville, Mississippi.


WEDNESDAY APRIL 22, 1863
Six more transports and barges, carrying supplies, race past the Vicksbug bluffs under cover of darkness. They suffer heavy losses from rebel artillery but re-supply the Union troops gathering at New Carthage.


THURSDAY APRIL 23, 1863
Grierson's Cavalry raid is a thorn in General Pemberton's side. Pemberton scatters his men by sending them to block every road and trying to protect every vulnerable point. But Col. Greirson has left the roads and is cutting through a swamp, destroying a tannery and shoe factory as his men pass, before striking his main target, the railroad at Newton Station, 75 miles due West of Jackson, Mississippi. Two locomotives (irreplaceable!) are blown up, and 25 freight cars (irreplaceable!) filled with supplies are burned, as is a bridge, and extensive track is destroyed. By 2pm the raiders have moved on to Garlandville, where they fight a brief skirmish with militia. They camp that night on a plantation, 50 miles South of Newton Station.


FRIDAY APRIL 24, 1863
Grierson rests his men and horses for the day.


Up the Black Bayou, North of Vicksburg, troops from Sherman’s corps exchange shots with Confederate infantry.


SATURDAY APRIL 25, 1863
Federal troops march down the west side of Lake Saint Joseph from Bayou Vidal, and occupy Hard Times landing, building bridges and cordoying roads behind them.


Unerved by Grierson's raid and by Sherman's movements at Black Bayou, Pemberton hedges his bets and orders the withdraw of 1,000 men from Grand Gulf and sends them North of Vicksburg in case Sherman is serious about a new assault on Haynes Bluff and Black Bayou. (A century later Eisenhower will make this same bluff, by using a threat of George Patton to paralyze German forces in Norther n France and prevent them from reinforcing the invasion beaches.)


SUNDAY APRIL 26, 1863
Federal gunboats make another attack on the Grand Gulf batteries, under cover of which the empty transports run past the batteries. Grant now has 10,000 men and ships enough to move them across the river beyond the last Confederate fortifications south of Vicksburg, and orders his men to push further South to the village of Hard Times Landing.

Col. Grierson’s raiders cross the Leaf River and move on to Raleigh.


William T. Sherman writes his brother back in Ohio, “Tomorrow I start my corps to bring up the rear of the movement against Grand Gulf,...I feel in its success less confidence than in any similar undertaking of the war, but it is my duty to co-operate with zeal… Sixty thousand men will thus be on a single road, narrow, crooked, and liable to become a quagmire on the occurrence of a single rain. We carry ten days ration with us…Now if we can sustain the army it may do, but I know the materials or food, forage or ammunition cannot be conveyed on that single precarious road.”


MONDAY APRIL 27, 1863
Grierson’s raiders seize the ferry over the Pearl River (which was destroyed after his men had crossed) and burn more freight cars.


TUESDAY APRIL 28, 1863
Grierson’s men halt 2 miles East of the village of Union Church, where they are stumbled upon by two companies of Mississippi cavalry out of Grand Gulf under Col. W.W. Adams. The Union troopers are as surprised by the contact as the Rebels, but quickly regain their compsure and drive them off. Grierson’s men camp that night in Union Church.


WEDNESDAY APRIL 29, 1863
At 8AM Admiral Porter’s River Squadron launches yet another assault against Grand Gulf, but by 1;30PM it is evident that the Rebel batteries will never be silenced from the river. This makes a landing at Grand Gulf impossible. It appears that Grant’s entire movement to the south is, as Sherman suspected, a disaster. But at Grand Gulf, Bowen is not as certain as Sherman. He has just 5,000 men, to Grant’s estimated 10,000 just across the river. He sees a danger of Federal landings everywhere. He even dispatches men further down the river, including 500 men to cover the road from Bruinsburg to Port Gibson.


At 9AM Union gunboats open fire on Snyder’s Bluff, up the Yazoo River North of Vicksburg, to cover a landing about 6pm of an Infantry division under Major Francis Blair, of General Sherman’s corps. Confederate batteries return fire and hit the Union ships a number of times. After dark Blair’s troops are re-embarked.


That night, more empty Federal transports and gunboats run past the Rebel Guns at Grand Gulf.

THURDAY APRIL 30, 1863
Grierson turns south, slipping out of an ambush prepared by the Mississippi Cavalry. He routes 500 militia at Brookhaven, 60 miles due South of Jackson, Mississippi, and burns another 15 freight cars at Bogue Chitto Station, and 25 more at the village of Summit.

In the morning Blair’s division of Union troops are landed at Drumbold’s Bluff North of Vicksburg and about 3PM the gunboats again open fire on Confederate batteries on the heights. The firing continues until after dark, when the Union troops again withdraw.

At noon Grant begins crossing to the East bank of the Mississippi, landing 20,000 men at Bruinsburg, below Bayou Pierre. The advance parties begin to march on Port Gibson even before most of the men are ashore. Now, at last, Grant is on the same side of the river as Pemberton, and can come to grips with him. Vicksburg is doomed.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

ITS A FAMILY AFFAIR.

I suspect that most of us have extended family members we love but who also make us wince; the Aunt who pretends she doesn’t drink, the Uncle with the odd bathing habits or the nervous cousin who never went to college and yet seems to know a lot about certain kinds of chemistry. If you are so afflicted it may be helpful to remind yourself that that at least your family isn’t stark raving mad, and even if they are then at least one of them doesn’t think he is royalty. And in the unlikely event that they do, well then, at least they don’t think they are Herod I, also known as “Herod The Great”, also known as “Herod the Builder”, and “Herod the Fecund”. But he is probably best known as “Herod the Paranoid Homicidal Maniac”. But then no family is perfect, right?Herod was a second son and he certainly didn’t seem destined to be great. But then, neither did he look crazy, either. But he was. At 25 he had a wife (Doris) and child (Antipater) and was in charge of Galilee, a poverty stricken back water province of the Roman Empire. But then his father was murdered (poisoned), and his older brother committed suicide (he bashed his own brains out). And in 40 BC a rebellion actually overthrew Herod. Any less of a bullhead would have taken the hint and retired, but Herod refused. With a little help from Rome (the Senate officially elected him “King of the Jews” - without asking the Jews, of course), in 37 BC Herod returned, murdered the usurper and took the throne for himself. By this time he had dumped his wife and child. And to reinforce his ties to the religious fanatics (always a good idea in the Middle East) Herod now married the teenage daughter of a priest. Her name was Mariamne.Trying to keep peace in the family, in 36 BC, Herod appointed his new brother-in-law High Priest. But two years later somebody had a little too much to drink at a party and somebody said something stupid and Herod had his brother-in-law water-boarded to death right in front of the guests. It seems homocide was their "normal:". Then in 29 B.C. Herod had his wife Mariamne executed because he suspected she was conspiring against him.And if she had any brains, she was. So when his now ex-Mother-in-Law said Herod was so nuts he was “unfit to rule”, he had her eliminated too. In 28 B.C. Herod had his other brother-in-law (and the husband of his daughter) executed. And because he was now out of in-laws, in 23 B.C. Herod married his third wife, Miriamne II (And at some point a fourth wife, a Samaritan girl named Malthace, and a fifth wife, known as Cleopatra of Jerusalem). Herod now had enough in-laws to drive anybody crazy; not that he needed an excuse.As was to be expected, by 12 B.C. Herod had become convinced that his sons by Miriamne I, Alexander and Aristobulus, were out to murder him. Agtain. if they had any brains... The Emperor Augustus talked Herod out of killing his sons immediately, but when Herod got hold of a conspiracy theory he was like a paranoid dog in taxidermy school - he was convinced everybody was after his bones. It took him five years but Herod finally compiled enough evidence to convince Augustus that Herod was never going to let the matter drop, and with the Emperor’s reluctant acceptance, both of Miriamne I’s sons were tried and executed in 7 B.C. That left Antipas, his son by Doris (remember her?) the next in line, and in keeping with the tradition of dedicated paranoids before him, such as Ivan the Terrible, Josef Stalin and Dick Cheney, in 4 B.C. Herod had him executed, too.
What happened next must have left Harod speechless. He died - of natural causes in his own bed. I'll bet nobody in the Middle East saw that coming. After his passing Herod's kingdom was divided between his sons Phillip (by Cleopatra) and Archelaus and Antipas (by Malthace). But it was Herod Antipas who managed to best carry on his father’s high standards for familial lunacy, particularly when he divorced his wife to marry his brother’s wife, Herodias.
It may have been a "love match" it also ticked off his brother Archelaus, and two other people Antipas really didn’t need to have ticked off
at him. First, ala Governor Sarah Palin and the State Trouper, it angered Antipas' ex-father-in-law, King Aretas IV, of Nabtea, who promptly declared war on Antipas. And second it offended a local religious fanatic named John the Baptist. John condemned the marriage not only because Herodias had been his brother’s wife, but also because the new bride was Herod Antipas’s half sister.Generally it was a typical Herodian Family Feud. You see the lady at the center of this scandal, Herodias, had already produced a daughter with husband number one, Archelaus. The daughter was named Salome, and not only was Herod Antipas her uncle but now he was also her stepfather. The situation made Herod Antipas a bit sensitive to criticism, and he threw John the Baptist in jail, just to shut him up. And that was when, according to scripture, Salome did her little dance and dropped her seven veils. Her step-daddy Antipas then asked what he could do thank her for the performance, and Salome suggested, probably at the urging of her mother Herodia, that he could give her the head of John the Baptist. It seems a little strange that Josephus, who never met a tall tale he didn’t like, never mentioned this one, but it’s in the bible and I guess that means it just must be true. And the truth is, I’ll believe anything about that family.


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