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Thursday, September 09, 2021

A HOLE IN THE HEAD

 

I suppose there are a hundred measures by which to assess the history of Phineas P. Gage. The most unlikely might be the field of phrenology, which held that just as a lifetime of muscular exertion leaves evidence on the leg and arm bones, mental endeavors - personality, intelligence and emotions - leave tell-tale imprints on the top of the skull; or so the theory went. 
Practitioners, like the American Orsen Squire Fowler (above), would run their fingers over the bumps on your head and divine your occupation, your character flaws, even why you were having trouble sleeping. 
But as profitable as the business was, even Fowler acknowledged, "....phrenology is either fundamentally true or else untrue..." - a statement which, standing alone,  is undoubtedly true. The ultimate disproof of phrenology would be provided by the words Pheneas P. Gage.
Phineas was originally an Egyptian title, meaning a dark or bronze skinned oracle. He first appears in the Old Testament  (Numbers 25, verses 7-8), as a priest's son who spies the Hebrew prince Zimri entering the Tabernacle with a Midianite woman. In a fit of offended religious passion, Phineas runs them both through with a spear. For this double murder, Moses rewards Phineas. His namesake may have paid the price for that excess of zeal.
His family name was English, which actually means it came from the French spoken in Normandy in 1066.  This Old French was mostly based on the everyday language spoken by Roman soldiers. In their Vulgate Latin a "jalle" was a measure of liquid, equal to our gallon, and a "jalgium" was the stick or rod inserted into the amphora to measure how much wine was left. Over centuries the pronunciation became a "gaunger" later shortened to "gauge". Thus a gauge is a standard of measurement. And by a happy coincidence, that describes Phineas Gage perfectly - an oracle of measurement.
In 1823 Phineas P. Gage was born in the southern New Hampshire village of Lebanon. He grew into a strikingly handsome young man, and a natural leader. At 24 years of age he became a "Navvie" for the Burlington and Rutland Railroad. 
Navies were members of the work teams - inland navigators -  who laid out the path of railroads crossing the land. The weak steam engines of the day climb for descend no more than a 1 1/2 % grade. Any obstacles to this would have to be blasted out of the way.  But it was worth the effort because of the money that could be made.
In 1825 Englishman George Stephenson's locomotive "The Rocket" (above) took less than two hours to haul 36 wagons of loaded with coal, nine miles from the mine to the docks on the River Tees. His steam locomotive was not only a revolution in speed, but also reduced transportation costs by two thirds. 
Competitors literally followed in Stephenson's tracks. George had set his new rails four and feet eight and one-half inches apart because that was the "gauge" of the old rails used when the wagons were pulled by horses. And by decree of the royal commission of 1845, that would be the "Standard Gauge" for Britain, and eventually most of the rest of the world.
Just three years later, on Wednesday September 13th, 1848 a Rutland and Burlington Railroad construction crew, headed by the 25 year-old foreman Phineas P. Gage, was preparing a road bed outside of the little mill town of Cavendish, Vermont. Each member had a simple job, which is to say their collective task was a technically complicated jigsaw puzzle of mundane occupations, which when combined in a specific order, changed the world. 
In this case, an engineer would determine where rock was to be removed. Team members would then pound a drill into the rock, creating a hole.  As foreman, Phineas Gage would then pour a measure of black powder into the hole. Then he would pour a measure of sand on top of the powder. Then Phineas would insert a fuse through the sand into the powder. 
Then he would drop a 35 pound, three and a-half foot long, 13 pound iron tamping rod (above), sharpened at one end,  into the hole to compact the charge and sand. Finally, Phineas would light the fuse.
After the resulting explosion (above), workers with shovels and carts would remove the broken rock while the foreman engineer would determine where the next charge should be placed.
Toward the end of a had day's work, the team had just about finished clearing a curved cut through a granite outcrop (above). At just about 4:30pm, Phineas ordered his weary drilling team to take cover yet again.  
Again Phineas poured black powder into the drill hole. But this time, in his haste,  he forgot to add enough sand. So when he shoved down the iron tamping rod down the hole, it sparked against the granite. And without the insulating sand, that set off the black powder.
There was a bright flash and a sharp loud crack. 
In something less than one second, the 35 pound rod was driven out of the hole, penetrating just below Gage's left cheek bone, destroying his left eye, plowing through his brain and blasting out the top of his skull. 
The tamping rod landed 80 feet away, smeared in blood and brain matter..
As the smoke cleared, the startled crew rushed to Phineas' assistance. They found him awake and alert, but in great pain. 
With assistance Phineas was loaded aboard an ox cart, and suffered a jarring forty-five minute long, three quarters of a mile ride back to the Adams Hotel in Cavendish, where he was placed in a chair on the front porch.
An hour later Dr. Edward Williams (above)  arrived. "I first noticed the wound," wrote the good doctor, "before I alighted from my carriage, the pulsations of the brain being very distinct."
The doctor recorded that his patient had a pulse of 60, was breathing regularly and his pupils were reactive. He reported no pain. "Mr. Gage...was relating the manner in which he was injured to the bystanders," wrote Dr. Williams, ".(and then) got up and vomited; the effort...pressed out about half a teacupful of the brain, which fell upon the floor."
The tamping rod had performed a frontal lobotomy on Phineas Gage's brain, disconnecting that part of his mind which dealt with "....future consequences... chooses between good and bad actions... (and) override(s) and suppress unacceptable social responses..." (Wikapedia - "Frontal Lobe"). 
Severing the neural connections with the frontal lobe causes patients to  "...not respond to imaginary situations, rules, or plans for the future..." and who tend get  "...unusually aggressive ".  And in the case of Phineas Gage, he tended to ".. use puns a lot." In other words, Phineas Gage was a new gauge.
Despite several setbacks, Phineas was able to travel the thirty miles to his mother's home, in Lebanon, New Hampshire for Christmas, 1848.  
He returned to Cavendish in April of 1849, and Dr. Harlow noted "his physical health is good, and I am inclined to say he has recovered. Has no pain in (his) head, but says it has a queer feeling which he is not able to describe."
Phineas never worked as a "navvie" again. Briefly he tried selling his story via public speaking engagements, and displaying the very rod (above) which had passed through his brain. 
But handsome though he still was, that career never suited him. Despite rumors that he appeared in P.T. Barnum's museum in New York, there is no evidence he ever did. Instead, in 1851, he found a job at the Hannover Inn in Dartmouth, New Hampshire, as a stable hand and coach driver. Perhaps he found animals a better gauge of Gage than humans. 
Then in 1854 he moved to driving for another stage line , this time in Valparaiso, Chile (above). He took with him his "constant companion", that iron tamping rod. 
Phineas held down his new job for seven years, driving the 70 miles up and down the steep mountain roads (above) between Valparaiso, and Santiago. That would seem to me to be a far longer than you would expect from an unpredictable violent man, as Phineas was described in later medical texts. But I suspect those are just rumors. But one of the occasional side effects of a frontal lobotomy are seizures caused by scar tissue within the brain. And those now began to plague Phineas. 
In 1859 Phineas rejoined his mother, sister and her husband, who were now living in California. He got a job as a farm hand in Santa Clara County (above), at the southern end of San Francisco Bay. But the seizures got worse, and on 21 May, 1860,  Phineas Gauge died of what the doctors called complications of epilepsy, six months short of twelve years after he forgot to load the sand atop the black powder.
Phineas Gage died just as the American Civil War was exploding. Over the next four years the number of survivors with brain injuries multiplied. 
Doctors now had patients and skulls aplenty to examine, and upon reflection they reached several conclusions. First, it was clear that the bumps on the top of the head had no connection to anything going on inside the skull. Phrenology was bunk. But the disabilities of various head wound survivors (above) was proof that different sections of the brain did perform different functions.
And third, the old adage that medicine is the search for profit after death, was confirmed when in 1866, Dr. Harlow convinced (paid?) Phineas' sister and brother-in-law to disinter Phineas just long enough to chop off his head and ship the skull and tamping rod back to Boston. 
There Doctor Harlow used the skull as an exhibit in his second (and more colorful) paper. It was this paper which enlarged on the stories of his post accident temper and use of profanities. But there can also be no doubt that even after his death Phineas reset the gauge for our understanding of brain injuries.
A 2012 study by Harvard University determined the iron rode had "...destroyed approximately 11% of the white matter in Gage's frontal lobe and 4% of his cerebral cortex".  The story of Phineas P. Gage can thus serve as a warning sign about the dangers in being in the forefront of medical science.
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Wednesday, September 08, 2021

THE CURSE OF BEING BOB

 

I suppose most people would be tempted to label the Robert Todd Lincoln as a "Jonah.   See, according to chapter ten in the Qur'an, God gave Jonah a dangerous job, and to avoid the assignment he jumped ship for someplace else.  According to the Hebrew Book of Jonah, God then sent a terrible storm to swamp the boat. And for some reason, Jonah chose that moment to confesses his sin to the the terrified crew, who, after a few seconds of theological discussion, throw the wayward prophet overboard. 
In the New Testament Gospel of Mathew Jonah is then swallowed by "a great fish", where he spends three days and nights, until he apologizes. God then causes the fish to regurgitate Jonah, naked on a sand bar. And now you know why Christians, Jews and Muslims have spent the last 2,000 years slaughtering each other -  because they share so many stories like this one, which differ only in tiny details.
Anyway, a Jonah is somebody you don't want on your boat, or babysitting your 401K. A Jonah is cursed, and he drags his curse around with him, rubbing it off on unsuspecting victims who are drowned because God is actually trying to punch the ticket of the guy in next stateroom.  Now, a "shlimazel"  is just like a Jonah, except that God is not involved. And  think of the very late Robert Lincoln as a "shlimazel" Allow me to explain.
On the day President Abraham Lincoln died, his eldest son, Robert Todd Lincoln, (above), had just gotten back from the Confederate surrender at Appomattox Court House. He was late, of course, and when his parents invited Bob to go to the theater with them, Bob begged off and stayed home. He went to bed early and had to be awakened when word arrived that his father had been shot. Bob then had to share his private grief with the grief of millions of strangers. And maybe that was what infected Bob, and turned him into a "shlimazel".
As the son of Abraham, it was inevitable that Bob Lincoln (above) would be drawn into Republican politics, but he resisted as long as he could - late again. He never stood for election, and when President Rutherford B. Hayes offered him the post of Assistant Secretary of State, Bob said “No, thanks”. But, finally in 1881, he accepted the position of Secretary of War under President James Garfield. That job lasted barely six months, because that was only as long as his new boss lasted.
Just after nine on Saturday morning, 2 July, 1881, at the very beginning of another hot, humid Washington three day holiday weekend, Bob Lincoln was pacing around the central waiting room of the Gothic eyesore that was the Potomac and Baltimore railroad station (above). 
The late Bob Lincoln (above) was early this morning, I guess because he himself wasn't going anywhere. He was there to log-in a little suck-up time with President Garfield, who was about to board the 9:15 train to Baltimore beginning a two week vacation.
Yes, President James Garfield (above) had only been on the job for about three months, and it might seem a little quick to be taking a vacation, but he was the boss and the rules are different for bosses. 
So here was poor Bob, wandering around this cavernous hothouse, pathetically hoping to make some headway against his biggest rival in the cabinet, the even bigger suck up, Secretary of State James Blaine (above), known as the “monumental liar from the state of Maine”.  Blaine at this very moment was walking into the station arm and arm with President Garfield. 
And that was when Charles Guiteau fired off two rounds of a Bulldog .44 caliber pistol right into Garfield's back.
When Bob heard people shouting that the President had been shot, Bob ran to the President.  Once again he was late. He found Garfield lying on the floor of the “Ladies Waiting Room”. Bob and Blaine and Garfield's two sons helped the President to his feet, and escorted him away from the lookey-loos. Here he was examined, and since the wounds did not appear to be life threatening – because he was not already dead - it was decided the President should be taken back to the White House. Bob left him there, and returned to his own holiday weekend.
It had all the makings of an obscure footnote in history, until the doctors showed up. There were sixteen of them, and several of them shoved their dirty fingers into the President's wounds, looking for the bullets. They did not find them, but within a few days Garfield had a raging infection. What finished the poor schmuck off, on 19 September, 1881, was a heart attack, which is what kills you after two months of fever and diarrhea. Bob Lincoln was not at the death bed. He had already done his part.
Bob (above) left government service soon after, He quickly found a well paying job as a lobbyist for the railroads. And it was as President of the Pullman Cars Association when he finally met another President, on Friday, 6 September, 1901.  
On that evening Bob had been invited to a Presidential reception at the Pan American Exposition in Buffalo, New York.  Bob was late again, as usual. In fact he was just running up the short steps of the Temple of Music Pavilion (above - X marks the spot), when he heard two quick gun shots.
William McKinley, the third President of the United States to be assassinated, had just been assassinated. Bob raced into the exhibit, in time to see McKinley drop to the floor. He needed to rush, because thanks to the advances in medicine in the intervening quarter of a century since Garfield's murder, McKinley only suffered for eight days, before the doctors helped him to die on 14 September, 1901. Bob Lincoln slinked out of town, determined to avoid contributing to any further bloody historical events. 
Whenever it was suggested he might wish to accept another Presidential invitation, Bob (above) responded, “No, I'm not going, and they'd better not ask me, because there is a certain fatality about presidential functions when I am present.” Perhaps thanks to Bob's thoughtfulness,  McKinley would be the last American President to be assassinated until 1963. But it turned out Bob's affliction not only affected Presidents.
Six years later, on Tuesday. 9 August, 1910, Bob and his family boarded the SS Kaiser Wilhelm der Grosse (above), in Newark, New Jersey. They were looking forward to a few weeks holiday touring Europe when in the midst of the bon voyage celebrations an angry ex-city worker took a shot at brand new New York City Mayor, William Gaynor – shades of Garfield's shooting!  
Mayor Gayner was hit in the throat. And in the famous photograph taken just seconds after the shots were fired (above), the old man in the white hat rushing to assist Mayor Gaynor, is none other than the late Bob Lincoln - and thus we  have photographic proof that Bob was a "shlimazel"!  The doctors largely left Mayor Gaynor alone, and he did not die of his wounds, until three years later.
The only other public occasion which involved a living President and Bob Lincoln was on Memorial Day, Tuesday, 30 May, 1922. Bob (above, on the right) was 78 years old by then, when he attended the dedication of his father's memorial in Washington, D.C.  In fact there were three Presidents present at that ceremony. The fat man, (above left) was Chief Justice William Howard Taft, who had been President in 1911 when he signed the bill authorizing the construction of the Lincoln monument. He survived this close encounter with Bob by another eight years. 
Vice President “Silent Cal” Coolidge (above, right) was also there, but he would last another nine years before he died  The sitting President at the dedication of the Lincoln memorial was  President William G. Harding (above center), who gave a rousing speech at the dedication.  
Harding (above) would not die until August of 1923, fifteen months and a day after rubbing shoulders with Bob – which seems like a rather extended time frame for an effective curse. 
In fact, Bob Lincoln himself (above) would die sooner than any of his final potential victims. He suffered a fatal cerebral hemorrhage in the summer of 1926. When he died Bob was the last surviving member of the Garfield cabinet, having outlived his rival James Blaine, who did not even make it out of the nineteenth century (he had died, January 1893) . 
Bob Lincoln was also the only man in American history to have been present at the murder of two American Presidents, not to mention his relation to a third -  his own farther.  Bob was also the only child of Abraham Lincoln to reach adulthood, and to have children of his own. 
But sadly his last heir - and thus Abraham Lincoln's last blood relative - Robert Todd Lincoln Beckwith - died on Christmas eve, 1985 in a Virginia nursing home. He was Abraham's great-grandson, and Bob's grandson.   Now,  Bob could not be blamed for his heir's lack of proclivity, nor for any of the other unusual coincidences which marred his life, but neither could they be ignored. To call them bad luck seems a pathetic explanation. To call Bob a Jonah seems over-wrought.  I think he was just an innocent "shlimazel".  But I still wouldn't want to have lunch with him.
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